Open the sarcophagus

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A massive black sarcophagus has been found in Egypt.
It should be opened so we can see what’s inside.
Some argue that opening a sarcophagus that’s been closed for 2,000 years can unleash a curse that would usher in a millennia of darkness.
We’ll probably be fine.

An Egyptian archaeological mission found an enormous sarcophagus — the largest ever to be found in Alexandria — made from a striking black marble. It’s been closed for 2,000 years, according to Egypt’s Ministry of Antiquities, and no one knows who’s inside.

“Experts have not yet determined to whom the tomb belongs,” Mostafa Waziri, the General Secretary of Egypt’s Supreme Council of Antiquities, told Yahoo News.

When Science Alert reported the existence of the mysterious sarcophagus on Wednesday, people immediately warned against opening it. It would unleash a curse that would bring a thousand years of darkness to all of humanity, they argued. Every mummy movie tells us to leave it alone, they protested.

The start of every horror and dark fantasy movie about Egypt since the beginning of cinema history…yep. This should go well.

— Jon_Davis (@JDAvatar) July 11, 2018

Calm down everyone! We all need to think about this reasonably.

It is more than likely Nyarlathotep, the crawlining chaos. Here to usher in a new era of madness and horror.

— Nyssa🏳️‍🌈 (@AshfieldNyssa) July 11, 2018

I know how this one goes…

— Neil Gaiman (@neilhimself) July 11, 2018



— BryanEdwardHill (@bryanedwardhill) July 11, 2018

But hey, let’s open the thing.

We know mummy curses aren’t real. They’re a made up thing in books and movies. I know that’s something someone would say in a mummy movie, but still.

We have only one clue to what the sarcophagus contains — an alabaster bust found nearby, probably of the owner. But it’s been degraded over time and we have no other records, so it’s not really helpful.

And besides, if there really is a curse that would cause the rivers to flow with blood and the seas to boil, is that so bad?

Sea levels are rising, fascism is on the rise, North Korea is continuing to develop nuclear weapons, and bees are dying at an alarming rate. We can handle a mummy’s curse.

Fucking kick it open what’s the worst that’s …read more

Source:: Business Insider

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